SRV outting meeting the Golem and running for your life :p

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SRV outting meeting the Golem and running for your life :p

Postby John Snow » Sun Dec 27, 2015 5:26 pm

So here i was safely landed on this piece of rock and out driving around looking for this and that in my SRV, when i happened across a nice
scanner return, hmmm looks like one of those skimmer sites i though, and raced onward hoping to find some gold or whatnot....
As my SRV took off on the last small hilltop and in mid air i noticed it, this bastard was 5 to 8 times the size of a normal skimmer...
Ohhh sh... i'm in trouble now.. cuz my SRV landed within the red rectangle and upside down.. and i had no way of getting outta the area before this big hulk of pain desided that this little shit (me) was trespassing and as such this little bug (me again) needed to be utterly crushed...
After it's first wolley of 2 seeker missiles wich flipped me right side up... I just desided to run like hell....
better to live to fight another day i though to myself.. besides i know where you are u big brute...
Driving like i stole it and like someone with the devil in pursuit i was sigsagging and dodging wolley after wolley of missiles
and gun fire.. last wolley of missiles it fired after me was just above 2 clicks distant ... hmmm i was a little pissed now but i knew
my SRV was no match for this "Golem" .. so i got back to my ship and gave this sucker a taste of superior firepower...
Orbital bombardement is something we need to get into this game, cuz sometimes i just feel the need to trample a bug :D
Anyway the Golem died and i landed nearby to see what it was guarding and well guess what...
On the way from ship to site i was thinking this gotta be a big score... but boy was i dissapointed !!
The Golem had the last laugh as he was guarding TEA CANNISTERS !!!!!!!!
WOOOT tea.... gimme a break.. reward me with tea after almost ketting my balls shot off ! pfffft next time i will drop a few tonnes of gold
onto this sucker so the next fellow pilot atleast have something worthwhile to fight over :D hehe

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Re: SRV outting meeting the Golem and running for your life :p

Postby Cmdr Kharma » Sun Dec 27, 2015 6:33 pm

Yep......

Goliaths are bastards......

Some planet has 4 tyres and a hull in many pieces dotted about on it......

And on the "Tea" thingy......I took out 4 sentries and a stinger guarding some today.....

Really worth it........
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Re: SRV outting meeting the Golem and running for your life :p

Postby Roger Wilco Jr » Sun Dec 27, 2015 6:35 pm

John Snow wrote:pfffft next time i will drop a few tonnes of gold
onto this sucker so the next fellow pilot atleast have something worthwhile to fight over :D hehe

Be careful - you might get a fine for littering. :roll:
It's time to give this another go.

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Re: SRV outting meeting the Golem and running for your life :p

Postby John Snow » Mon Dec 28, 2015 2:43 pm

Cmdr Kharma wrote:Goliaths are bastards......


Ehrmmmm oh yes there is that little typo, I can only hope CMDR Golem dont take offence from my little rant :D hahahaha

And then i will hope nobody tries to kill CMDR Golem to get the gold wich is not there, that would just be sad :D
Hehehehe Sorry Golem !


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