/makes a new T-shirt: I Survived the Great WINEcedent of 2015.
Came back after the last shop till next week. As we were putting stuff away the wife put a nice bottle of Chardonnay on the wine rack. Unfortunately, the bottle had no shoulder and slid and fell to the tile floor. And exploded.
Casualties: 1 pair of slippers, 1 microwave oven, 2 Christmas gift bags (The bottles of Red wine inside were not injured), 1 5 year old DECT handset of the three we have, and one strand of Christmas lights that shorted when the wine hit the wall outlet and tripped the circuit.
It's all cleaned up now, and we are moving ahead with festivities. But we will never forget the sacrifice that bottle made in making sure this was a Christmas to remember.
