Kharma, you have been here long enough to know the main rule: Don't poop where you eat, or in this case, where you drink.
You remind me of that character from the Flintstones. The one that had a rain cloud that followed him everywhere and was nothing but bad luck embodied.
I think Xebeth is write. You need to work behind the bar for a while, and I really think every customer in there should behave like you. We will see how long before we find you curled up in a ball crying in the corner.
You have no idea how hard it is to live in the same Galaxy as you. I was all the way over in Eotienses and someone said "Oh you are in that group with Kharma? GTFO! We heard all about him and we don't want your kind in here"
Funny thing, is that was just the Janitor as I tried to enter a station WC.