Postby Loriath » Thu Dec 22, 2016 11:03 am
Merry Christmas! Happy Whatever you celebrate during this pagan festive time. If that be Festivus for the Restofus, then that is cool too.
The Legend of the Christmas Tree....
It was a week before Christmas and at the North Pole, Santa was having a bad time. Half the Elves were out with the flu, 4 of the Reindeer were AWOL after a drunken party, the toy factory had a disproportionate amount of breakdowns, and there was a threat of a Job action just as one of the Sub Contractors was late with a crucial order. Ms. Claus was pissed because St. Nick was putting in so much overtime.
Santa was standing in the middle of the factory floor shouting orders and expletives to the workers when he felt a tug on his pantleg. The tugging got progressively harder as he was bellowing when he finally lost it and shouted "WHAT??" as he looked down.
There, next to the Jolly Fatman, was a tiny Angel with the sweetest gossamer wings peering back up at him. "What do you want?" yelled St. Nick as his face got even redder than Normal.
"Santa," said the tiny Angel, "I have the Christmas Tree. Where do you want me to put it?" the Angel asked with a smile.
And that, Ladies and Gentleman, is how the tradition of an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree was Born...
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