Finally my favorite so far was a goods request from one VIP, "Could you source 1t of Landmines for me to make the trip more comfortable?" Whiskey Tango Foxtrot were they planning for those mines, and what Passenger Liner in their right mind would offer explosives as part of the in-flight refreshment service. Personally these goods ones annoy me the most as I rarely have any cargo racks on my passenger outfitted ships anyway.
A recent example is related to these long SC passenger missions, as I boot the passengers off the ship one of them sends me a message, "My employer liked what you did so much they have another mission waiting for you back where we came from." I return to the station to see what the next link entails, "Congrats you did such a good job transporting people around we'd like to hire you to assassinate a pirate lord for us." Pardon? You liked your bus driver so much you're offering him a job as a hitman... Full Forums Post