Docking computer..?

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Docking computer..?

Postby Dudley » Fri Sep 09, 2016 5:34 pm

Sigh..

Need a RL Docking Computer.. :(

So..went to sit down at work.. missed chair.. found floor..!! :oops:

Might be time to retire :(

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Re: Docking computer..?

Postby TorTorden » Fri Sep 09, 2016 5:35 pm

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Re: Docking computer..?

Postby Relix Typhon » Fri Sep 09, 2016 5:44 pm

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Postby Falcon_D » Fri Sep 09, 2016 6:07 pm

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Re: Docking computer..?

Postby Loriath » Fri Sep 09, 2016 6:08 pm

Okay Dawg, you know this has to be said....


"Rectum? Damn Near Killed Him!"

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Re: Docking computer..?

Postby Cmdr Kharma » Fri Sep 09, 2016 6:49 pm

Wife needs one as well........

Had to come home from work.....

Spent from 11:20 - 16:00 in Poole hospital A&E.........

Steps broke as she was getting something out of the loft.......

Unfortunately she is OK....... :twisted:

Just a Cut and severely bruised.......

Said to her......

Well that fucking slimming world aint working is it.......

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And believe me it's the truth........

That and a £182.32 vets bill for one of our cats has just about made my fucking day......

*Slurp*
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Re: Docking computer..?

Postby de Carabas » Fri Sep 09, 2016 8:24 pm

Cmdr Kharma wrote:
That and a £182.32 vets bill for one of our cats has just about made my fucking day......

*Slurp*

She fell on the cat? That's unfortunate. :D :evil:
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Re: Docking computer..?

Postby Cmdr Kharma » Fri Sep 09, 2016 9:59 pm

If she had it would have been cheaper......

1 bin bag and a hole in the back garden cheaper......

Christ..... if she fell on me I'd have life threatening injuries.......

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Re: Docking computer..?

Postby smartroad » Sat Sep 10, 2016 6:53 am

I went to sit at my computer yesterday, pulled it out as i was turning on monitors and i was about to sit down when i saw my black cat sitting on it! The seat is black as well so barely visible, lucky she wasn't squished lol
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Re: Docking computer..?

Postby Dudley » Sat Sep 10, 2016 8:56 am

CMDR's... I'm looking to kickstart a business opportunity..

Trousers/Jeans/Skirts etc. with parking sensors in the ass end to warn of missing chairs :P :P

Entry level will start at £1Million and should be made payable to Dawg industries PLC.

Waddya think..? :D

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PS - with optional cat sensor too.. :)
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