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by SockFiddler
Tue Dec 12, 2017 11:46 am
Forum: Gameplay and Features
Topic: Did you know
Replies: 28
Views: 9752

Re: Did you know

The message I'm getting here really seems to be that it's really not the size but what you do with it that counts.*



*You don't want to see what they do with theirs
by SockFiddler
Tue Dec 12, 2017 2:35 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: So Long, and Thanks For All The... Arrest Warrants
Replies: 78
Views: 110381

Re: So Long, and Thanks For All The... Arrest Warrants

Tor was right: The Vulture is the bird for me. 19 million credits worth of "Fuck you" with a hair-trigger throttle and ludicrously over-sized guns. It is coloured bright pink and it is called "That's Not My Finger..." I am in love. Tor and I have accepted a multi-million credit c...
by SockFiddler
Tue Dec 12, 2017 12:58 am
Forum: Wing Commanders
Topic: Out of Fuel? -- Mobius Fuel Rats
Replies: 51
Views: 166171

Re: Out of Fuel? -- Mobius Fuel Rats

So... Got my DBX Friday, passed drill on Saturday, took my first call Sunday, fired limpet first Monday... I'm an on-the-board rat! They really DO let anyone in, you know...) Quick outline of my first rescue, because I'm pleased as punch about it. 2 other cases being handled at the time, one Code Re...
by SockFiddler
Mon Dec 11, 2017 1:47 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: So Long, and Thanks For All The... Arrest Warrants
Replies: 78
Views: 110381

Re: So Long, and Thanks For All The... Arrest Warrants

Spend 10 minutes in any bar on any port and you'll hear wing-weary jocks muse (with fake melancholy) over the things that keep them awake at night. They do this to justify the gleeful abandon with which they open fire, chase and kill anything that flashes up red on the KWS. They do this to demonstra...
by SockFiddler
Sun Dec 10, 2017 8:35 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: So Long, and Thanks For All The... Arrest Warrants
Replies: 78
Views: 110381

Re: So Long, and Thanks For All The... Arrest Warrants

"Crime", it turns out, has both a very, very broad definition as well as a very narrow one. On the one hand, it could be anything that requires weapons, flying over the speed limit, scanning or vaguely doing "stuff" that Ye Olde System Powers generally don't want to get their han...
by SockFiddler
Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:00 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Whats your shipname going to be?
Replies: 62
Views: 18978

Re: Whats your shipname going to be?

I still snicker at the notion of a 'Conda being called "Meatfucker".
by SockFiddler
Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:59 am
Forum: Tips and Tricks
Topic: The A-Team Spelling Alphabet and Radio Protocol
Replies: 6
Views: 4153

Re: The A-Team Spelling Alphabet and Radio Protocol

Loriath wrote:YOU use Boobs are Great. We use “Happy New Beer”. Or Man-Boobs.


Boobs are great...
by SockFiddler
Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:35 am
Forum: Tips and Tricks
Topic: The A-Team Spelling Alphabet and Radio Protocol
Replies: 6
Views: 4153

The A-Team Spelling Alphabet and Radio Protocol

(Not safe for work. At all.) “But how...” cry other pilots in other wings*, “Can idiots like you manage to co-ordinate yourselves so precisely, when you're all drunk and laughing hysterically and screaming insults over Discord at each other. What is your secret?!” It's easy. We have our own Spellin...
by SockFiddler
Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:21 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Whats your shipname going to be?
Replies: 62
Views: 18978

Re: Whats your shipname going to be?

I can't tell if I've misunderstood the ship-naming fashions here. Probably... Sidewinder - CANTANKEROUS (Thank you, Mr Banks) Adder - You'll Thank Me Later (Thank you again, Mr Banks) Cobra - Token Female Member T6 - An Error In Judgment Vulture - That's Not My Finger... Future names include "(...
by SockFiddler
Tue Dec 05, 2017 2:09 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: So Long, and Thanks For All The... Arrest Warrants
Replies: 78
Views: 110381

Re: So Long, and Thanks For All The... Arrest Warrants

Why thanks, Not-Dave! Not sure you're going to be so delighted with what I have in mind for the next bit, but I want to get you back in the story somehow...

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