Elite: Dangerous PvE - Mobius

I'm in, mofo! I need more people to misrepresent in bad fanfic.

Message me your Discord and I'll rock up asap.

He smiles, still half-asleep, eyes closed and hair ruffled, yesterday's clothes clumsily crumpled as a makeshift pillow under his head. A luxurious and satisfied groan resonates somewhere in his throat. He has a good voice, the kind that makes people fall for never-seen docking operators. Slowly he ...

Not-Dave! "Not terribly interesting", in this instance, means "Was happily playing this game solo until this woman I barely know rocks up, insists that I teach her how to fly and then crashes my ship before taking over a fighter and braying like a donkey as she carves a clumsy hole th...

I like the story, but it's too bad the game doesn't play out that way anymore. Unless you're an incompetent fool, you shall have your fortune within hours. I can't speak to oblivion or redemption. I'm already far-richer in-game than I'd intended her to be after 24 hours, but I plan to spin the yarn...

I lie about my parents. Saying I'm a third-generation tourist-crap-vendor from Old London lacks the pizzazz I need to score booze, start bar fights and get laid. But, there it is, Mum was the buyer and Dad was the runner and together they stocked and maintained 15 shitty tourist outlets across what ...

I do believe I just found my first wing-mates!

(Warning: Some language. I'm new to both game and forum, so apologies if my lore / language use aren't entirely correct. Let me know and I'll correct) It turns out, after enough infractions, there really isn't a prison that can hold me. I've never believed in magic numbers or any of that retro-myst...

Not-Dave! Not-Dave's brilliant! And he has this AMAZING voice that, when you're wearing a headset, turns the centre of your brain to mush. He's really quite fabulous and has a Twitch channel thingy and the whole bit. Last night I was hanging out in another game (ESO) with a couple of online besties ...

They gave me a ship and some money. And then pointed me at a place where I could get MORE money. This seems like an inherent game flaw, but until the devs catch onto the fact that they've let a lunatic loose with something that can travel faster than the speed of light AND given them the means to ge...