Elite: Dangerous PvE - Mobius

Cmdr Kharma wrote:Cupid Stunts......I used to fly with a few of them...…..

Didn't you used to have a puppy with a name along those lines, who loved you so much he left little white stains on the shins of all your "trousers"?

"...so I made his nose a bit longer, his cock a bit shorter and accidentally," Nari draws little quotes in the air around that word, "sent it to his wife." "Which one?" "Both of them!" I snicker wildly at the end of Nari's story - she is a holo-artist, particu...

Dawg! Apologies for the delay in replying to you: I was looking for a hilarious .gif which I thought might be appropriate, but I did not get the results I was hoping for when I searched "hilariously long scrotum". Instead, I got the results Kharma would hope for - then went and cried in th...

Aaaw, Kharma, you fucking charmer - how the fuck you been? And how's that anal fistula of yours?

Good to see you, dude <3

Cupid Stunt wrote:... but without the trolls...

Uh-oh.

Cupid Stunt wrote:...purely devoted to ruining someone elses enjoyment.

Oh! Phew!

At least you'll understand that 90% of the dumb shit that happens here takes place in the best possible taste. *crosses legs*

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"So, uh, hi..." I'm feeling awkward and out-of-place. And I'm not used to this shape-to-your-body, very expensive chair that came " as standard with our premier package ". The holoscreen is at a weird angle, and my ribs are still killing me from my fight with Ithallius. But, the ...

It's a shithole that refuses to import any decent booze or good-looking bar tenders. Plus the docking operator has one of those nasal whiny voices that set your teeth on edge. AND I must have donated shit knows how many millions "to the cause" over time. So, bollocks to them; they can affo...

Figured I'd get back in the game. Woo. Trying to get Inara to update my stuff so that I can... do anything at all. But also e-peen the 400 mil I made in the last 3 days. And then find out where the most abundant supply of very cheap booze in the galaxy can be located. Fuck you , Inara. The manual up...

Though I'd never previously given it any thought, mining is surprisingly similar to combat, just much, much slower. We work with quiet efficiency: at first I am more concerned with watching our scanner but quickly realise that, if no-one sees us drop into the field, there is no-one to follow us, and...