CMDR Neutromancer witchspacin' in!
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2018 12:30 am
Hello there y'all fellow commander pilots! New player here, Neutromancer is my in-game name and doin' generic stuff is my game.
To Ganymede and Titan, yes sir, I've been around...
Been playing a few rounds of ED, and just got my first Axe Esploder.
So anyway, tried to play Open but this here pirate criminal scum guy drove up to me and looked me funny in the eye, and I was like, no-siree, you're not getting my precious biowaste. He tried to cozy up to me and asked me if I wanted some help docking, but I KNEW HIS JIG WAS UP that he was lookin' to blast my ship to smithereens. So I quickly evaded him by piloting my ship right into a star! He never saw that coming!
Then I started in Solo but Solo felt so ronery, and here I am, looking for honest people that will join me in my many adventures, and vice-versa, vis-a-vis, and ergo, indeed, verily!
Be seeing y'all in 12 parsecs. Friendship-Drive engaged!
To Ganymede and Titan, yes sir, I've been around...
Been playing a few rounds of ED, and just got my first Axe Esploder.
So anyway, tried to play Open but this here pirate criminal scum guy drove up to me and looked me funny in the eye, and I was like, no-siree, you're not getting my precious biowaste. He tried to cozy up to me and asked me if I wanted some help docking, but I KNEW HIS JIG WAS UP that he was lookin' to blast my ship to smithereens. So I quickly evaded him by piloting my ship right into a star! He never saw that coming!
Then I started in Solo but Solo felt so ronery, and here I am, looking for honest people that will join me in my many adventures, and vice-versa, vis-a-vis, and ergo, indeed, verily!
Be seeing y'all in 12 parsecs. Friendship-Drive engaged!