Right, first things first. Lets get this out of the way so hopefully some laughter may ensue: Love is probably the most important and fantastic thing you might be fortunate enough to engage in. So, Whether it's someone from the same gender, or opposite, it's your heart and that's precious. Go for it.
Right, this is taking me ages to type. I'm looking after my neighbours dog (got another week of this). It's huge. It's a fucking Beauceron. I went to bed and it kept sticking its muzzle up my boxer shorts. 'Whatever' you mat say, in al Kathy Burke internal dialogue. Thing is, I thought, 'right, Male dog needs exercise', but he won't leave my side. Her's doing it now. Thing is, my thing is shagging human females, not male dogs.
So... in my wisdom (and my kind of tiredness) I called the RSPCA, and asked them if there was a 'gay group' for dogs. The woman on the phone didn't sound like she was taking me seriously.
What if I get lucky ...'sorry about that, my balls appear to be swamped in dog saliva, what's that bit you were showing me a map for?'
Not that I can get away, it's got a mouth full of nine inch nails.
He's called 'Rudy'.
Well, one thing's for sure; I won't get robbed