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Inara vs Steam vs Frontier vs Bullshit

Postby SockFiddler » Sun Nov 24, 2019 5:03 am

Figured I'd get back in the game. Woo. Trying to get Inara to update my stuff so that I can... do anything at all. But also e-peen the 400 mil I made in the last 3 days. And then find out where the most abundant supply of very cheap booze in the galaxy can be located. Fuck you, Inara.

The manual update button referred me onto the platform I play on: Steam. Logging in and authenticating my account just returned me to Inara with an error message (authentication token error). A quick hunt around lead me to a Reddit thread that has Inara dev types saying they're aware of the issue for players who have had the game less than a year (not me, then), and to try logging in via a Frontier account. That was some months ago.

Frontier authentication page returns a 500 server error.

I feel like I'm on one of Dawg's wild goose chases. But without the booze. Or the incessant peeing. Or the impressively long scrotum. Or co-ordinates that were relevant 3 updates ago.

E:D Market Connector, interestingly, has updated and connected without a problem at all. And a quick glance back at Inara shows that my shit is all up-to-date now, eventhough I'm still reading an error with the manual update button.

In short: whaaaa?

I need more rum.

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Re: Inara vs Steam vs Frontier vs Bullshit

Postby Cmdr Kharma » Tue Nov 26, 2019 8:24 pm

Could probably do with an IQ in double figures as well...….

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Inara vs Steam vs Frontier vs Bullshit

Postby SockFiddler » Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:12 pm

Aaaw, Kharma, you fucking charmer - how the fuck you been? And how's that anal fistula of yours?

Good to see you, dude <3
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Re: Inara vs Steam vs Frontier vs Bullshit

Postby Dudley » Wed Nov 27, 2019 5:54 pm

Cmdr Kharma wrote:Could probably do with an IQ in double figures as well...….

:lol: :lol:


Hello??
Hello??

Are you receiving..???

Look..I still haven't found my boot yet and what am I supposed to do with this God-damned goat? It's eating everything and I have no more undergarments. :x
Oh..and...
Are you guys sure that the bear is still outside the cave..it's been a few years y'know, I'm sure they don't live that long!! :?
Hello?
Hello??
You still there?? :oops:

It's getting cold too!! :(

Now, I'm not one to moan but.....!!! :x
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Re: Inara vs Steam vs Frontier vs Bullshit

Postby SockFiddler » Wed Nov 27, 2019 10:36 pm

Dawg!

Apologies for the delay in replying to you: I was looking for a hilarious .gif which I thought might be appropriate, but I did not get the results I was hoping for when I searched "hilariously long scrotum". Instead, I got the results Kharma would hope for - then went and cried in the corner for a while.

Are you SURE that was a bear? Didn't it have tenticles and... well. I'll take your word for it, Dawg...
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Re: Inara vs Steam vs Frontier vs Bullshit

Postby TorTorden » Thu Nov 28, 2019 8:13 am

There never was a bear Dawg,

You hit that case of Absinth we where to deliver, it set you off the rocker like something I don't know.

So we left you. With your wife to recuperate.

You saw her, screamed BEAR ! at the top of your lungs and locked yourself inside a closet.

That was four days ago, not years.
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Re: Inara vs Steam vs Frontier vs Bullshit

Postby SockFiddler » Fri Nov 29, 2019 10:04 am

Oh dear...

Hey, remember the time Dawg got stuck in the bathroom and used his phone to call us for help..?
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Re: Inara vs Steam vs Frontier vs Bullshit

Postby SockFiddler » Sun Dec 01, 2019 5:58 pm

So here's a question...

Where the fuck is Lori and why am I getting all these dry cleaning bills for "Non-comp guest services" from "The Master's Blaster: Gentleman's Club" in Orang?

And how is it even possible to get through 9 "Candy and Porsche: Specialist Mechanics Go Deep" movies in a single day?!

*Edit: To be fair, the "Clit 'n' C*nting on a Cutter" is a modern classic.
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Re: Inara vs Steam vs Frontier vs Bullshit

Postby Cmdr Kharma » Tue Dec 24, 2019 8:07 pm

Loris now driving a truck somewhere...…..

Says he finds it easier to masturbate than when trying to pilot a space vehicle...…..

Plus truck seats can accommodate lard arse fat fuckers better than space fairing craft...…

Sits in a Cobra and immediately gets the message that the cargo holds are full...….

:lol: :lol:

Have a good one everyone.......

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Re: Inara vs Steam vs Frontier vs Bullshit

Postby SockFiddler » Thu Dec 26, 2019 2:32 pm

Wow. Like Nigel Mansell returning to F1: "We have a little work to do as he no longer fits in the car."

You too, Kharma. Hope the booze was good and the lack of festive blow-job didn't get you down too much.
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