Cmdr Kharma wrote:Then I had to take a chainsaw to the front garden........
Oh Kharma.. Shame Shame... You post a comment like that and you know I am not dead, so you have to expect the comments to roll out now, right?
Ok, here goes... *cough cough* THE TOP 5!
#5"Kharma took the chainsaw back to the store after it took him 29 hours to cut a tree up. He complained it was a P.O.S. and the salesman said let me try it. He started it up and Kharma jumped... WHAT THE FOOK IS THAT NOISE???"
#4"Kharma, don't you remember what happened last time? The coppers told you that you couldn't trim your hedges in the nude.... AGAIN.
Or worse Yet...."
#3"Yeah, Dawg told me that if I trim the bushes, it will make my deck look bigger."
#2"Time for the misses to do the annual shaving of her legs?"
and of course, the good old standby has to be used here if nowhere else..... comming in at
#1"That's what SHE said!"
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