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Oh Dear.........

Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2015 8:36 pm
by Cmdr Kharma
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Sadly along with the other 2 he just had to go......

:(

Re: Oh Dear.........

Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2015 8:46 pm
by Mouse
Did he timewarp out?

Re: Oh Dear.........

Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2015 8:47 pm
by JohnLuke
ROFL!!

Re: Oh Dear.........

Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2015 9:12 pm
by pargyrak
Poor RiffRaff.. Who will make our drinks now?

Re: Oh Dear.........

Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2015 11:15 pm
by UnmarkedBoxcar
*takes off hat*

Re: Oh Dear.........

Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2015 11:30 pm
by Xebeth
Oh for Christ's sake Kharma, first you wreck the bar, then you kill the barman. Right, as punishment you have to work behind (what's left of) the bar, and no nicking sneaky drinks.

[walks away mumbling] "I don't know, it's like looking after hyperactive children"

:D :D :D :D

Re: Oh Dear.........

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2015 12:07 am
by Cmdr Kharma
Oy.......Not me.....

It was (Allegedly) Dawg who's the one that can't fecking shoot straight......

I just seem to get dragged into shite......Mans a fecking trouble magnet I tell ya...

Local chippy finished repairing the bar this afternoon anyway......

Oh and it turns out the guy I wasted was a long lost clone......

RiffRaff said "Bollocks to him"......."Geezer was a loser anyway" and gave me a drink on the house......

Which was probably still added to my tab like everything fecking else is......

:D

Re: Oh Dear.........

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2015 7:17 am
by Loriath
Kharma, you have been here long enough to know the main rule: Don't poop where you eat, or in this case, where you drink.

You remind me of that character from the Flintstones. The one that had a rain cloud that followed him everywhere and was nothing but bad luck embodied.

I think Xebeth is write. You need to work behind the bar for a while, and I really think every customer in there should behave like you. We will see how long before we find you curled up in a ball crying in the corner.

You have no idea how hard it is to live in the same Galaxy as you. I was all the way over in Eotienses and someone said "Oh you are in that group with Kharma? GTFO! We heard all about him and we don't want your kind in here"

Funny thing, is that was just the Janitor as I tried to enter a station WC.

:P

Re: Oh Dear.........

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2015 8:32 pm
by Gorf
Mouse wrote:Did he timewarp out?

Just a jump to lelae
And then a step to Ri i i iii gel
Hand your bonds in at HIP
You'll exceed Cs in flight
But it's the viper's thrust
That really drives you insa a a ane...

etc (couldn't come up with any more).

Re: Oh Dear.........

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2015 8:45 pm
by Cmdr Kharma
PLEASE........

Don't give up ya day job......

:D