Just an excerpt from the "Canadian Operational Manual":
"Operational temperatures for your Canadian are between -40C and ++20C. Although a Canadian can operate at a much lower temperature (as low as -50C) for short periods of time, prolonged exposure to temperatures over +25C will cause problems that will continue and worsen exponentially to the temperature.
Problems may include a Low Fluids warning sound, severe leakage everywhere, and early onset Tourette's with bouts of crying. If your Canadian is experiencing any of these symptoms, it is advised that you place it a cool place with a full case of Hops & Barley Liquid Replenishment fluid and leave alone for several hours. Failure to do so will cause your normally docile and pleasant Canadian to permanently morph into British model and will void its warranty.
* British models can be recognised by their permanent complaining and lack of politeness as well as a pronounced accent in their vocal subroutines and a strange desire to stand in lines with other British models.
Yes, it's too F'in Hot to do much here. PC may melt if used.
-Sent from my bathtub on my iPad while drinking beer. Deal with it.
