They gave me a ship and some money. And then pointed me at a place where I could get MORE money. This seems like an inherent game flaw, but until the devs catch onto the fact that they've let a lunatic loose with something that can travel faster than the speed of light AND given them the means to get bigger, faster things, I'm going to take advantage of the situation.
Thus... "Cmdr" SockFiddler is here!
14 Facts and One Lie About Me:
- Wordy.
- Often annoying.
- Grown-up, only in age.
- Often in a state of joyful, reckless abandon.
- Will come to understand the game very well, but never get good at it.
- British, from Bristol (where there proper pirates AAAARRR!)
- TERRIBLE sense of humour* (see end of post for examples of Current Funniest Jokes)
- Terrible sense of humour further worsened by finding post-joke uncomfortable silences side-achingly amusing.
- Once stole a double-decker bus while the driver hopped out to use his phone, just to see if I could. Drove it 200 yards to prove a point, then returned to my seat as if nothing had happened.
- Actually a pirate IRL. Proud Bo'sun to Capt Harry Horne, Scourge of the Floating Harbour. Got the hat and everything.
- Girl. Which shouldn't be relevant but always seems to surprise people when I rock up into Discord and start speaking.
- Big fan of internet buddies. Will become annoyingly frequent on Discord.
- Loves burping. Seriously. I can do names, the alphabet, song choruses...
- Already managed to fly and land my ship without crashing and dying!
- Will always agree to the most ridiculous, dangerous and unlikely plan.
Okay, so that's just 15 facts about me. I'll come up with some BRILLIANT lies later.
Looking forward to meeting, distracting and amusing you! Commander SockFiddler (Permanoob) reporting for duty!
Happy trails,
Sock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyI635o2pmk
Current Funniest Jokes:
Why can't you hear pterodactyls in the toilet?
Because their "p" is silent. (Snickering wildly even as I type this)
Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
To keep their nuts dry! (Snickering rolled into full-on belly laugh at that one)