Elite: Dangerous PvE - Mobius

https://youtu.be/_watyrMqYS8

WHen I play elite this is the sort of thing that goes through my mind

I may need a life...

(Its a slow video but only 3 minutes LOL)

You are not alone, my friend lol

It'll be cool if future NPC crew give chatter a bit like this. Wonder if Frontier have thought about it.

Well only if they make the npc chatter unrealistic.


If it where done realistically it would just be.
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Arrrhe we thehehehere yét?
Are, we, there, yetth?
Want me to get out and push?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
HEY HEY WHY ARE YOU PUSHING ME OUT THE AIRLOCK!?!?!
*muffled* not cool dude, this is so not cool *kachunk, swoosh*

I'm the one in the curlers...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk

o7 Dawg

I used to practice radio chatter with MS Flight Sim. I even changed the radio channels for ground, tower, and center. Of course, I had no mic and there were no replies back in those days, or any transmissions at all, but it was good practice for private pilot training.

Now, if you were actually going the speed limit I'd be worried about you.

Dudley wrote:I'm the one in the curlers.

Lady, you need a shave.

TorTorden wrote:Well only if they make the npc chatter unrealistic.


If it where done realistically it would just be.
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Arrrhe we thehehehere yét?
Are, we, there, yetth?
Want me to get out and push?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
HEY HEY WHY ARE YOU PUSHING ME OUT THE AIRLOCK!?!?!
*muffled* not cool dude, this is so not cool *kachunk, swoosh*

That is realistic.......

It sounds like Dawg.....

Roger Wilco Jr wrote:

Dudley wrote:I'm the one in the curlers.

Lady, you need a shave.

Amongst numerous other things....

Location: Somewhere at a station in a system far, far away..... And on Discord.

Station Control: "Gutamaya Lima Oscar Romeo Heavy, Welcome. This is an independent station Commander. Please follow standard docking procedures."

Me: click, click, click, click

Station Control: "Docking Request Accepted Commander. Please make your way to Pad 24"

Me: "Okay you big assed sperm whale of a ship, rotate the nose around. No, I said Rotate. F&§*! sake I said ROTATE. There. That's better. Awww who is the arsehole that just... TOR! You bastard! You Cut me off!"

Tor: "Too Slow!"

Me: " Aww CRAP CRAP SHIT !"

*CLANG CLANG*

Dawg: "What was that?"

Me: "FRICKIN ASS SHIT PISS!"

*Cmdr. Loriath Offline.

Dawg: "Lori? What happened?"

Me: "Tor cut me off and this whale slid into the Toaster Rack and was hung up and I couldn't get free so I logged out."

Tor: "Ooops. (bwahahahah)"

... A few minutes later I have logged back in and managed to beach the whale on the right pad, we have done our drops and then its time to leave....

Me: " Okay Launching and heading out. Dawg?"

Dawg: "One second... the cat is about to pounce on me again"

Me: "Tor?"

Tor: "Right behind you."

I battle the drifting sperm whale and dutifully make my way through the slot at a speed less than 100 m/s. As I clear the slot and start to make my turn towards the jump, I throttle up. Then I hear WHOOSH! CLANG!

Station Control: "100 Credit Fine for Reckless Flying"

Me: "DAMMIT!"

Dawg: "What happened?"

Me: "Tor was behind me and boosted and clipped me and now I have a fine. Did you get a fine Tor?"

Tor: "Nope. *snort* (buhahahaha)"

Dawg: "hahahahahaha"

Me: "Bastard!"


My mind doesn't need help to help my "E-Mursion".

I have the A-Team.

Loriath wrote:Location: Somewhere at a station in a system far, far away..... And on Discord.

Station Control: "Gutamaya Lima Oscar Romeo Heavy, Welcome. This is an independent station Commander. Please follow standard docking procedures."

Me: click, click, click, click

Station Control: "Docking Request Accepted Commander. Please make your way to Pad 24"

Me: "Okay you big assed sperm whale of a ship, rotate the nose around. No, I said Rotate. F&§*! sake I said ROTATE. There. That's better. Awww who is the arsehole that just... TOR! You bastard! You Cut me off!"

Tor: "Too Slow!"

Me: " Aww CRAP CRAP SHIT !"

*CLANG CLANG*

Dawg: "What was that?"

Me: "FRICKIN ASS SHIT PISS!"

*Cmdr. Loriath Offline.

Dawg: "Lori? What happened?"

Me: "Tor cut me off and this whale slid into the Toaster Rack and was hung up and I couldn't get free so I logged out."

Tor: "Ooops. (bwahahahah)"

... A few minutes later I have logged back in and managed to beach the whale on the right pad, we have done our drops and then its time to leave....

Me: " Okay Launching and heading out. Dawg?"

Dawg: "One second... the cat is about to pounce on me again"

Me: "Tor?"

Tor: "Right behind you."

I battle the drifting sperm whale and dutifully make my way through the slot at a speed less than 100 m/s. As I clear the slot and start to make my turn towards the jump, I throttle up. Then I hear WHOOSH! CLANG!

Station Control: "100 Credit Fine for Reckless Flying"

Me: "DAMMIT!"

Dawg: "What happened?"

Me: "Tor was behind me and boosted and clipped me and now I have a fine. Did you get a fine Tor?"

Tor: "Nope. *snort* (buhahahaha)"

Dawg: "hahahahahaha"

Me: "Bastard!"


My mind doesn't need help to help my "E-Mursion".

I have the A-Team.

This is actually true.

100%.
It's amazing I still have a pilots license.


Bwahahaha!
Who am I kidding I never had one !