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Odd Things That Really Urinate You Off

Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2017 9:18 am
by Myrm
Hi

Are there silly little things, odd things, that really urinate you off?

A couple of mine that immediately spring to mind:

1) The sound of somebody stirring a cup of coffee made in one of those espresso machines. Grips my poop that does!

2) People walking about in public with takeaway coffee cups. Are you really that desperate for coffee that you can't wait until get to your destination?

3) Joggers who carry a bottle of water with them from which they drink as they run. Unless you're doing a marathon there's no need to take water with you. You're not going to die from dehydration for jogging a couple of miles.

4) People who wear shorts over running pants.


I have more but they are the ones that I always immediately think of.

PS: this is meant as a bit of light-hearted fun about those little things in life that urinate you off. It's not meant as a slanging match between two differences of opinion. Please keep it in the vein it was created for. Thank you.

Re: Odd Things That Really Urinate You Off

Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2017 9:20 am
by TorTorden
YES.

BABY ON BOARD stickers !

like you stick in the back window of your car.

Like, I will drive any different if you where carrying a baby, a pet orangutang, unstable TNT or a nuclear warhead.
IF WHAT YOU CARRY !
would influence my driving, I shouldn't have passed the license.

In other words, I don't intend to crash into you regardless of your parental status, dipshit.

And sign me up for your list as well.

Ooh, and joggers with iphone\ipod earbuds.
And cyclists in the special "cant pedal with normal clothes" morons.

Re: Odd Things That Really Urinate You Off

Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2017 9:27 am
by Myrm
Yes! And cyclists who jump red lights. Always seems to be middle-aged men, dressed in Lycra, as if they are Olympic professionals, on racing bikes.

Re: Odd Things That Really Urinate You Off

Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2017 9:33 am
by Relix Typhon
Myrm wrote:2) People walking about in public with takeaway coffee cups. Are you really that desperate for coffee that you can't wait until get to your destination?

Dont let Cyberbofh hear you, he loveshis Coffee and probably plans his journey via coffee shops :D

TorTorden wrote:BABY ON BOARD stickers !

So much this.

One of mine is Old People or people with prams/buggies wandering around town/supermarkets very slowly, getting in your way. Like, I have placed to be, so kindly get out of my way! :lol:

Re: Odd Things That Really Urinate You Off

Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2017 9:38 am
by Myrm
Yes, or those ... umm ... people of generous build who drive around on them motorised scooters, as if they can't walk, but then park them outside shops, get off them, and walk into the shop. And they think they have right of way over pedestrians. They forget they too are pedestrians.

Re: Odd Things That Really Urinate You Off

Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2017 9:38 am
by TorTorden
RD-83 wrote:
Myrm wrote:2) People walking about in public with takeaway coffee cups. Are you really that desperate for coffee that you can't wait until get to your destination?

Dont let Cyberbofh hear you, he loveshis Coffee and probably plans his journey via coffee shops :D


Oh, coffee is practically all I drink.
Well, until 4pm where it takes a slightly irish turn.
But I can have it at home, and it doesn't cost 6€ per cup either.

Re: Odd Things That Really Urinate You Off

Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2017 9:42 am
by de Carabas
So it's not really a thread about odd things, it's the "old gits having a whinge over fairly common things" thread isn't it? :)

In which case:
1) People that drive at 30mph on national speed limit roads and then when it gets to a 30 zone they speed up to 40.
2) People who drive through red lights. Not amber but red for a couple of seconds. Is getting somewhere a minute sooner worth risking a collision in the middle of Slough?
3) The way the local council have clearly worked out every route that I can take to get to work and then ensured that there are roadworks on all of them at the same time.

Bastards.

Re: Odd Things That Really Urinate You Off

Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2017 9:45 am
by sean_crow
RD-83 wrote:One of mine is Old People or people with prams/buggies wandering around town/supermarkets very slowly, getting in your way. Like, I have placed to be, so kindly get out of my way! :lol:

You forgot to mention that they do that at 5 pm. As if they couldn't go shopping the whole friggin' day. :x

I hate car drivers who indicate in the moment they steer.
Or even better those who drive slowly without indication and then suddenly stop because they found a parking. Then they indicate.

Re: Odd Things That Really Urinate You Off

Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2017 9:46 am
by Myrm
de Carabas wrote:...in the middle of Slough?...



Do you work for Wernham Hogg? :lol:

Re: Odd Things That Really Urinate You Off

Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2017 9:48 am
by GlobusDiablo
Myrm wrote:Hi

Are there silly little things, odd things, that really urinate you off?...


The one thing that really aggravates me is ungrateful people from developed countries moaning about their "hardships", and complaining that underdeveloped countries shouldn't be allowed to pollute as much as we have for the last century, knowing full well that most of this pollution is caused by industries from the developed countries.

TL; DR: Hypocrites make me froth.

Which explains why I'm angry most of the time.