Odd Things That Really Urinate You Off

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Re: Odd Things That Really Urinate You Off

Postby smartroad » Thu Jul 13, 2017 3:47 pm

Hotels that charge for internet

Hotels that don't allow you to connect your laptop to the TV screen (or at least don't allow you to change to one of the HDMI ports)

Hotels that allow you to use the TV with laptop, but don't allow you to adjust the overscan so half the important icons are off of the screen.

I think there is a theme there, and it has nothing to do with the fact I am dealing with two of those at this very moment LOL
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Re: Odd Things That Really Urinate You Off

Postby Myrm » Thu Jul 13, 2017 3:56 pm

Smash the place up, smartroad, that'll teach them! :D

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Re: Odd Things That Really Urinate You Off

Postby Cmdr Kharma » Thu Jul 13, 2017 7:32 pm

RD-83 wrote:
TorTorden wrote:I'm surprised Kharma hasn't popped in yet...

He's still typing :lol:


Not getting involved......

1. The list would read like war and peace.....

2. I have hurty wrist and typing said list would just extend my recovery......

One thing though.......Whilst I'm on the subject......

Woman at checkouts.......Who do obviously not know what they have bought......

They pack everything in the shopping bags.....

They then fumble around in their suitcase....Sorry handbag.... For ages....

Because it obviously did not dawn on them until that point that they had to pay for what they had bought......

Making stupid comments like "I know it's in here somewhere"....

Well maybe just maybe next time find the fucking thing whilst waiting in the queue and actually have it in your hand....

They finally produce a bariatric purse.....That they had trouble finding because it had somehow wedged itself between the kitchen sink and Lord Lucan in their "Hand"bag

Fumble around in so called purse for fooking ever.....

And then proceed to give the checkout person every single fucking coupon that has been produced anywhere in the world in the last 6 months...

ONE.......AT......A.....FUCKING.....TIME.......

90% do not relate to ANYTHING they have bought.......

And 5% are out of date.....BUT they will argue the toss anyway....

15 minutes later they have saved 50p and look smug.....

The conveyor belt in the mean time is awash with my frozen produce.....

Thank fuck they banned handguns......

That's all I'll say on the matter.......

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Re: Odd Things That Really Urinate You Off

Postby Xebeth » Thu Jul 13, 2017 8:14 pm

1. Drivers who don't thank you when you pull over to let them pass
2. People in front of you who suddenly just stop walking without checking if anyone will walk into them
3. People in supermarkets who leave their trolley in front of the shelves whilst they read the packets
4. People who don't have their card/money ready at the checkout
5. Drivers that don't indicate
6. People that litter
7. People who don't clear up after their dog
8. People who argue against science without using science
9. People who play loud music in their garden on a Saturday/Sunday afternoon (get some fecking headphones or a hearing aid!)
10. Climate change sceptics
11. Anyone who uses crystals, aromatherapy, astrology, or any other pseudo-science BS and claim it works
12. Racists, sexists, homophobics, or any other self-absorbed bigoted pricks
13. Anyone who complains about the government but didn't bother to vote
14. Self-entitled millennials
15. Rude people
16. Vegans
17. People who make absolutely no attempt to learn to use technology (I'm not asking you to become an Engineer, just have a fecking go damn it!)
18. Anyone that believes what they read in the papers

Well, you did ask...
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Re: Odd Things That Really Urinate You Off

Postby Loriath » Thu Jul 13, 2017 8:16 pm

Cmdr Kharma wrote:

2. I have hurty wrist and typing said list would just extend my recovery......
:)


For a guy that has a Boo Boo, all that Wanking is doing wonders for your recovery, and no one here believes for a second that your Doctor Ordered you to do it for "Therapy". We all know that you bought out Amazon's Prime day sale on Socks....
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Re: Odd Things That Really Urinate You Off

Postby Cmdr Kharma » Thu Jul 13, 2017 8:36 pm

*Removes Regens*
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Re: Odd Things That Really Urinate You Off

Postby Myrm » Fri Jul 14, 2017 8:11 am

Wow, there's a lot of self-righteous people in here. :lol:

I bet most of us who list our complaints do the exact same thing ourselves, but we're too wrapped up in our own saintly perfection to notice we're doing it. :lol:

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Re: Odd Things That Really Urinate You Off

Postby TorTorden » Fri Jul 14, 2017 10:22 am

Cmdr Kharma wrote:*Removes Regens*

I have already swapped my regens for thermal vent...
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Re: Odd Things That Really Urinate You Off

Postby TorTorden » Fri Jul 14, 2017 10:24 am

Myrm wrote:Wow, there's a lot of self-righteous people in here. :lol:

I bet most of us who list our complaints do the exact same thing ourselves, but we're too wrapped up in our own saintly perfection to notice we're doing it. :lol:


First rule I have in my life is to aim for hypocrisy, It allows me to be both morally corrupt and morally superior at the same time.
Try it it's awesome.

Then again I have never met anyone in a religious sect that hasn't had this down pat.
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Re: Odd Things That Really Urinate You Off

Postby Myrm » Fri Jul 14, 2017 11:30 am

TorTorden wrote:
First rule I have in my life is to aim for hypocrisy, It allows me to be both morally corrupt and morally superior at the same time.
Try it it's awesome.

Then again I have never met anyone in a religious sect that hasn't had this down pat.


Awesome reply :lol:


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