Odd Things That Really Urinate You Off

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Re: Odd Things That Really Urinate You Off

Postby Myrm » Wed Jul 12, 2017 10:39 am

Let's keep this on topic please, and not get into petty arguments about who's right or wrong. This thread was started for a bit of light-hearted fun. Thank you.

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Re: Odd Things That Really Urinate You Off

Postby GlobusDiablo » Wed Jul 12, 2017 10:48 am

Myrm wrote:Let's keep this on topic please, and not get into petty arguments about who's right or wrong. This thread was started for a bit of light-hearted fun. Thank you.


I actually thought it was a genuinely interesting thread. Things that "urinate" you off.

But I understand now that it was only meant for "light hearted chuckles at bothersome inconveniences". Maybe you should have named the thread that instead? How utterly...

I think I better step away from this thread. Have fun all.
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Re: Odd Things That Really Urinate You Off

Postby Roger Wilco Jr » Wed Jul 12, 2017 2:13 pm

People that don't even try to capitalize words or use punctuation, and the grammar police that correct them.

PvP proponents that tout that Elite Dangerous has "dangerous" right in the name as if that explains their actions.
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Odd Things That Really Urinate You Off

Postby Loriath » Thu Jul 13, 2017 8:41 am

Here's my list....

I agree with the spandex crew one. If they think they are Lance Armstrong, we should be allowed to remove a testicle from them.

People who refuse to signal, especially at a roundabout.

Cell Phones Zombies. Look up when you walk or I may double tap you. In the groin.

People who insist on using Exact change at the grocery store at peak times. The amount of change is proportional to their lack of ability to recognise which coin is which and lack of manual dexterity to extract it from a coin purse that is as old as they are.

People who walk 2-3 abreast in a store aisle. We should have the ability to go Mad Max on them.

Dog owners with large aggressive dogs that CROSS the road so their animal, which outweigh them, can meet my terrier even as I try to cross to get away. I have had to block, kick, and haul off more than one when it has lunged at my dog who has been attacked and almost died because you have no clue what an aggressive animal looks and sounds like and your 100 lbs. dog "is soooo gentle"and THEY get pissed.

People who mis-treat servers at restaurants. Go ahead, treat them like shit, and send your food back because your an arse. You are what you eat, cause they will wipe their arse with your food and send it back out to you. Restaurant workers are some of the most belittled, under appreciated workers around. If the place is packed, have some patience. You are not the king/queen and they are not your personal servants.

In fact, anyone who works in the service industry, from the store clerk on the corner, right up to the staff of the fancy Chateau de Crap. Have some respect. There are always a couple of bad apples, but most do their job well and don't deserve some of the shit they deal with.

Okay I will shut up now.
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Re: Odd Things That Really Urinate You Off

Postby Myrm » Thu Jul 13, 2017 8:54 am

Yeah, Loriath, and another thing! ... >.<

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Re: Odd Things That Really Urinate You Off

Postby Duke Duvel » Thu Jul 13, 2017 10:42 am

Hahaha... I love this thread, some great ones in here. :mrgreen: And you Sir Loriath, you are an artist at this :lol: . My hat is off to you...

To pitch in a few:

1. PEOPLE WHO USE ALL CAPS IN ANY WRITTEN CONVERSATION. (and don't even get the hint when I politely remind them their Caps Lock is on)
2. People like 1. but think using an exclaimation mark (or 20) will help !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. People who combine 1. en 2., instant purgatory please.
4. Swedes.... j/k Myrm :mrgreen:
5. People who squeeze every fruit (hard!) in the supermarket.
6. Dog owners who let their (big) dog run up to my 6 year old son who can be a bit scared. That's not as much as the problem as the remark 'he doesn't bite, he's gentle, no need to be scared'. These dogs are at shoulder height for him! That's like a full grown stallion horse coming at you at a fast trot. Keep 'm leashed near pedestrian paths please.

Ok... starting to foam at the mouth now.... back to therapy :lol: :twisted:
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Re: Odd Things That Really Urinate You Off

Postby Roger Wilco Jr » Thu Jul 13, 2017 11:15 am

News anchors that constantly say something "burst into flames" when it usually just slowly starts burning.

People who are quick to judge and slow to understand. I've been guilty of this myself, but I've tried to correct it. I think it's proof that there is no Supreme Being, as he/she/it would have put a 5 minute filter on our mouths (and fingers) and would never have allowed twitter to be created.

Fake news. :lol:
Honestly, just about everything reported these days (for many years) is sensationalist propaganda. Whenever I read or hear anything, the first thing I ask is what is the rest of the story?
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Re: Odd Things That Really Urinate You Off

Postby TorTorden » Thu Jul 13, 2017 11:41 am

Duke Duvel wrote:Hahaha... I love this thread, some great ones in here. :mrgreen: And you Sir Loriath, you are an artist at this :lol: . My hat is off to you...

I'm surprised Kharma hasn't popped in yet...
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Re: Odd Things That Really Urinate You Off

Postby Relix Typhon » Thu Jul 13, 2017 11:58 am

TorTorden wrote:I'm surprised Kharma hasn't popped in yet...

He's still typing :lol:

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Re: Odd Things That Really Urinate You Off

Postby Myrm » Thu Jul 13, 2017 1:29 pm

Duke Duvel wrote:4. Swedes.... j/k Myrm :mrgreen:


:cry:


Now, if you had said Norwegians ... :lol:


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