Elite: Dangerous PvE - Mobius

Sigh..

Need a RL Docking Computer..

So..went to sit down at work.. missed chair.. found floor..!!

Might be time to retire

o7 Dawg

Delta, Uniform, Delta, office chair perch control welcomes you. Please observe local flight restrictions and try not to miss this time...

100m from touchdown commander

Okay Dawg, you know this has to be said....


"Rectum? Damn Near Killed Him!"

Wife needs one as well........

Had to come home from work.....

Spent from 11:20 - 16:00 in Poole hospital A&E.........

Steps broke as she was getting something out of the loft.......

Unfortunately she is OK.......

Just a Cut and severely bruised.......

Said to her......

Well that fucking slimming world aint working is it.......




*Edit*

And believe me it's the truth........

That and a £182.32 vets bill for one of our cats has just about made my fucking day......

*Slurp*

Cmdr Kharma wrote:
That and a £182.32 vets bill for one of our cats has just about made my fucking day......

*Slurp*

She fell on the cat? That's unfortunate.

If she had it would have been cheaper......

1 bin bag and a hole in the back garden cheaper......

Christ..... if she fell on me I'd have life threatening injuries.......

I went to sit at my computer yesterday, pulled it out as i was turning on monitors and i was about to sit down when i saw my black cat sitting on it! The seat is black as well so barely visible, lucky she wasn't squished lol

CMDR's... I'm looking to kickstart a business opportunity..

Trousers/Jeans/Skirts etc. with parking sensors in the ass end to warn of missing chairs

Entry level will start at £1Million and should be made payable to Dawg industries PLC.

Waddya think..?

o7 Dawg

PS - with optional cat sensor too..