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by SockFiddler
Sat Dec 28, 2019 2:37 pm
Forum: Gameplay and Features
Topic: New CMDR lost... seeking help
Replies: 18
Views: 17921

Re: New CMDR lost... seeking help

"...grind and, potentially, die a lot for a while." Literally the first thing I said. The choice is yours, really. Get on with it or fuck around with new ships. Your call ;) * By the way: "Grim Reaper" is the gayest name for a vulture ever. And not gay like "YAS KWEEN!"...
by SockFiddler
Fri Dec 27, 2019 3:19 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: What are you doing (ingame) now?
Replies: 11039
Views: 4271581

Re: What are you doing (ingame) now?

Drinking and not flying an anaconda.

Because I don't need to pretend my penis is enormous.*

*Not having one.

YANNOW WHAT'S WEIRD ABOUT THAT?!

Kharma does not fly an anaconda and his cock genuinely is tiny. Crazy, huh?
by SockFiddler
Fri Dec 27, 2019 2:20 pm
Forum: Gameplay and Features
Topic: New CMDR lost... seeking help
Replies: 18
Views: 17921

Re: New CMDR lost... seeking help

Mining: I did a load a day in a Python outfitted for mining and made Elite Trader and a billion credits in just over a week. Ignore 90% of the "Look how awesome I am at everything" bullshit you see on Youtube and prepare to grind and, potentially, die a lot for a while. Many thanks to CMDR...
by SockFiddler
Thu Dec 26, 2019 2:32 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Inara vs Steam vs Frontier vs Bullshit
Replies: 11
Views: 8047

Re: Inara vs Steam vs Frontier vs Bullshit

Wow. Like Nigel Mansell returning to F1: "We have a little work to do as he no longer fits in the car."

You too, Kharma. Hope the booze was good and the lack of festive blow-job didn't get you down too much.
by SockFiddler
Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:18 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: 3055: A Space Odyssey
Replies: 27
Views: 113584

Re: 3055: A Space Odyssey

"Get your flight suit on." "Eeeeh, and Boris?" Boris' question goes ignored as Ithallius does a visual check out of the vulture's canopy window before leaning over the panels to check nearby contacts. I get up from the chair and hastily undress then redress in my bird's resident ...
by SockFiddler
Sun Dec 01, 2019 9:49 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: What are you doing (ingame) now?
Replies: 11039
Views: 4271581

Re: What are you doing (ingame) now?

A haiku, for you:

The sky - no thunder
The Hammer falls silent now
My haiku suck balls

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by SockFiddler
Sun Dec 01, 2019 6:53 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: What are you doing (ingame) now?
Replies: 11039
Views: 4271581

Re: What are you doing (ingame) now?

TorTorden wrote:
Kharma wrote:Having much luck with air to air now?


<Man Rant>


Get whiskey. Always helps.

Kharma on Whatsapp? You really want to see what happened when he learns how to take selifes?





I didn't think so.
by SockFiddler
Sun Dec 01, 2019 5:58 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Inara vs Steam vs Frontier vs Bullshit
Replies: 11
Views: 8047

Re: Inara vs Steam vs Frontier vs Bullshit

So here's a question... Where the fuck is Lori and why am I getting all these dry cleaning bills for "Non-comp guest services" from "The Master's Blaster: Gentleman's Club" in Orang? And how is it even possible to get through 9 "Candy and Porsche: Specialist Mechanics Go Dee...
by SockFiddler
Sun Dec 01, 2019 12:10 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: 3055: A Space Odyssey
Replies: 27
Views: 113584

Re: 3055: A Space Odyssey

I am returning to Garay ("Back home," as Nari says, greeting me over coms when I arrive back in Deciat - she has been watching the local traffic), just dropping out of supercruise and completing my approach. The job has gone smoothly: target eliminated with minimal fuss and utmost discreti...
by SockFiddler
Fri Nov 29, 2019 10:04 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Inara vs Steam vs Frontier vs Bullshit
Replies: 11
Views: 8047

Re: Inara vs Steam vs Frontier vs Bullshit

Oh dear...

Hey, remember the time Dawg got stuck in the bathroom and used his phone to call us for help..?

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