Elite: Dangerous PvE - Mobius

Look, I've said it once and I'll say it again, your fixation with the waste outflow conduits on those ugly things is unhealthy . And Tor just showed me pictures of last Christmas Eve and, good fucking god, man, how did it not fall off?! THE POINT IS... It's time to get you and your ugly sartorial ch...

Feet up on the dash, fapping furiously: couldn't resist.

This neutron star is really hot.

But you've had lots of people offer lots of advice, links and resources, as does anyone who asks for it on these boards. Surely a personalised response with links specific to your question is superior to an impersonal drop-down menu? Sure, might take three whole days to get a reply sometimes, but th...

Being able to look up while tracking a target is quite nice, too.

Also: because watching bullets, lasers, other ships, your friends' SRVs bounce off your canopy is HILARIOUS.

It takes one person to fly a Mamba. It takes two to race it. I'd say that I'm flying stick and Ithallius is in the cope seat because I'm the better pilot and he's a bossy asshole who gets his kicks pointing out obvious shit. He'd disagree with me, but as this is my fucking echolog, let's say I'm cor...

Ray Gateway: Diaguandri https://youtu.be/WGNiBC9Z8rk It has been three weeks since Ithallius and I faked our deaths. After Nari collected us (and Boris) from our drift in the Black, we have lain low and quiet. We have accessed neither our ships nor our funds. We have used no communicators, we have ...

DAMMIT, KHARMA. NOW I JUST TROLLED MYSELF.

Assholes.

Throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

No, no, really, it's fine. I understand that you had to attend that "Keep It Up!" support group and, honestly, it was real gift not to spend the next 3 days chugging out my mouth with that industrial-grade mouthwash anyway.

Not quite how this works. In a wing (or in multicrew) your wingmates score 5% of the value of your sale, which doesn't benefit you in any way unless they're also selling shit. Note you must all be in the same system to benefit from this perk. Also note: 5% of a T9 full of Painite is a nice "Wel...